After a hectic, yet awesome Friday night watching DEVO, The Black Keys, Chrissie Hynde, and Rachel Roberts (how AMAZING was that show?), I took a much needed weekend off (well sort of) to leave the Rubber City and head down to Cincinnati to visit an old friend.
While down there, I met & talked to different people; talked about Akron and RCC. They asked why it was called “The Rubber City” and I gave the whole schpeel of Goodyear, Firestone, tires, etc. Then I asked about Cincinnati’s nicknames. A common one is “The ‘Nati” which seems like our “AK-Rowdy” (Which b-t-dubs, people always come in the store and ask what “Ack-Rowdy” is. Don’t get me started on the “What’s 3-30?”). But from ‘Nati, evolves “Nasty ‘Nati” which is catchy, but not really pleasant. Someone else told me it was also called “The Queen City,” but couldn’t really give me a good reason.

An homage to Cincinnati's Pork roots: The Flying Pigs
So today, out of lingering curiosity and minor boredom, I Googled “Cincinnati, Queen City”. One of the top matches was a wonderful Wikipedia article on Ohio city nicknames. I later read somewhere else that some overly proud citizens of Cinci that gave it the “Queen City” moniker- no actual Queens have been there. But now I was fascinated by this “nicknames” article. I don’t know about you guys, but I could click “Random Article” on Wikipedia all day long. Back to the nicknames- we Akronites should be thrilled that we aren’t any of the following: “Porkopolis“- another Cinci name- while we were making tires, they were makin’ bacon; “The Bratwurst Capital of the World”- Bucyrus, Ohio (that would be an awesome moniker to hold, but I highly doubt li’l ol’ Bucyrus beats any town in Germany when it comes to being best of the wurst); one of Cleveland’s is “The Best Location in the Nation” (clean up Euclid Avenue and we’ll consider taking that one seriously); Columbus can be known as “Cowtown” or “Somaliwood”- because there is a budding Somali film industry there (???); Xenia is “The Twine City” or “Bicycle Capitol of the Midwest”; and Valley City is “The Frog Jump Capitol of Ohio”- not the world, just Ohio.
Akron: “The City of Invention,” “The Summit City,” “The Tire City,” “The Rubber Capitol of the World,” “The Rubber City.” We simply just sound cooler. “Porkopolis Clothing” wouldn’t seem as attractive as RCC. That’s why we should be thankful for rubber.